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Heatwave!

   There are Red weather warnings and schools


close as temperatures hit over 35C around the UK today and much of the same is expected tomorrow - only more so. That's right; it's gonna get hotter.

   I am astonished at the number of people out and about in this heat! 

   I can only think that there are only four reasons so many of you are out there. 

1. You're ding-bat crazy. 

2. You're testing your heat tolerance levels because you get a kick out of that... And because you're also a bit crazy. 

3. When the Earth is boiling and more like the Earth depicted in the film "Interstellar", you can tell your grandkids all about the good old days when the temperature was only 35C.

And 4. Maybe you're that rare type of person that actually likes the heat. 

   Whatever your reasons, I'm reminded of that phrase that comes tinged with admiration: "Only mad dogs and English men/women go out in the midday sun." 

   Anyway, whatever the reasons, all I can say is: enjoy the sweltering heat safely. Drink lots of water - not alcohol which can cause dehydration. Wear sunglasses, hat and sun cream...blah blah. Apologies for sounding like your mom. 

   As for me, I've been working indoors at home with the fan on. No, I don't have air con. Later I'll sit out in the garden in the shade, like a ninny. Much later, after sun down, I'll probably go out for a really long walk. 

   I'm no hero. My body won't allow it. If I went out in this heat, first my eyeballs would melt, then my brain and then the rest of me. I would just melt into a horrible gloopy puddle. It would be such a rotten mess for some nice person to have to clean up. 

Wolf Winship


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